Vaginetta is one of the most popular games in Floptropica. The game is centered on the story of a variant of Bayonetta, and her rise to fame. In the game you'll be killing angels while you try to recover Vaginetta's lost memories. Full Soundtrack Here.
Voice Actors[]
- CupcakKe as Vaginetta.
- Teala Dunn as Madama BUTTerfly.
- Nicki Minaj as Jemami/Hoochie J.
- Britt Barbie as Madama Styx.
- James Charles as Flopbileus.
- Deborah Ali-Williams as Cvmbran Elder.
- Jiafei as Little Clitreza.
- Millie Bobby Brown as Balderussy.
- Trisha Paytas as Queen Shebitch
- Ranvision as Cucka Rednut
- Cardi B as Joy *An Angel who shapeshifts into beings she could never be. Preferably Jemami(Nicki Minaj)*
Sequels[]
- Vaginetta 2 (Released in 2014)
- Vaginetta 3 (Released in 2022)
- Vaginetta Origins: Clitreza and the Lost Remix (Released in 2023)
Storyline[]
Vaginetta[]
Since the beginning of the world, there were two sexy clans: the Umbra Bitches and the Lumen Papis. Each one was responsible for the night/day shifts at the horknee houses on the freaky neighborhoods of Virgingrid. A legend said that the union of Light and Dark would bring snatched weaves to the world. A powerful bitch named Rose Toy met a Lumen Papi named Balderussy. Together, they had a daughter that they named Clitreza. They tried to keep Clitreza hidden but Bitches and Papis started going bald when near Clitreza and it was revealed that she was the forbidden child of Rose Toy and Balderussy. This set the clans into chaos and they fought against each other in a twerk war for many years, snatching each other weaves, remixing each other's songs and other nefarious acts. The Umbra Bitches eventually won but, the general public started fearing their freakyness and sent them poisoned neon green thongs, making them disappear quickly, all bitches died but only two survived: Clitreza and Jemami. During a battle, Clitreza is struck by Jemami with a deealdough when she discovers that her mother, Rose Toy was slain in battle. Vaginetta emits a loud moan and everything fades to black. She is then placed in a casket at the bottom of a cvm lake, where she is discovered 500 years later by the horknee journalist Analius Rednut, who starts floating and explodes in front of his son Cucka, who believes the risen bitch killed his father with her sexyness.
Clitreza had forgotten everything, even her name. She only remembers that she is a bitch and she must kill naughty angels every day or her weave will be forever snatched by the demons of Inferno. She meets a scary weaponsmith named Rodeek who agrees to assist her and gives her a new name: Vaginetta. Vaginetta needs to get creative to attract the angels she must punish, setting traps and even hosting fake funerals while dressed as a nun. Vaginetta believes that the strange red vibrating gem she has is one of the Asses of the World, being the Left Cheek. Maybe, if she finds the Right Cheek, her memories will return and she can rest easy. Vaginetta works as a mercenary most of the time. She slayed an evil man for Enzock in return that he guides her to the STD-free city of Virgingrid, a place where the Right Cheek gem supposedly appeared in the black nut market.
Upon arrival, Vaginetta hears a voice of her head that keeps repeating "Fear not, my child. For no man will cvm to you." and gives her general hints about her journey. Vaginetta, however, is constantly ambushed by angels and must slay them using her skills and martial arts. She is able to use her magical powers to slow time (a skill called Bitch Time) and punish angels by dodging their attacks at the last possible moment. For bigger angels, she can snatch her own weave and summon powerful demons to eat them. She slays her way through Virgingrid until she finds Cucka now as an adult, who says that she slayed his father. Cucka has been bothering Vaginetta with the accusation for some time too. Vaginetta is clueless but lets Cucka sniff her feet to let her go and he runs away, while she continues on her path. Vaginetta doesn't really know where to go when in Virgingrid but she deduces that every time angels ambush her, she is on the right path.
Eventually, Vaginetta meets Little Clitreza, who claims that she is her mami. Vaginetta is annoyed that the child wants her attention and money for Chinese Products so she agrees that she'll help Clitreza out of the city as long she doesn't get on her way. They adventure together and slay many angels, until Vaginetta sees that Clitreza was snatched mid-battle by a freaky angel that disguised herself as her and is trying to escape with the child. Vaginetta chases the angel and helps Clitreza escape from it by challenging the angel to a twerk-off. During the dance, Vaginetta's forbidden power made some of the angel's hair fall off, making it mad. The angel attacks Vaginetta, copying her attacks. Using her magic, Vaginetta steals the clone's high heels and it falls down doing a split, revealing itself to be a powerful angel named Joy. Joy yells and attacks Vaginetta freakily with her whip, sword or guns to the point of even creating a copy of itself. Vaginetta, however, shows her a trick that's worth it, and summons a punisment horse to erase Joy's entire existence from the battlefield (and the sequels of her game), making her go apply to a role in the movie "Inside Out" as the emotion "Joy".
Meanwhile, Jemami keeps appearing and teasing Vaginetta, who is not amused by her tricks and games. Jemami eventually endangers Clitreza by threatening to shave her eyelashes, making Vaginetta find and rescue her from a falling airplane. After fighting many angels, she eventually rescues Clitreza but then Vaginetta finds herself on the way to Isla Del Horn, where armies of angels try to slay her. At one moment, she is surprised by Jemami at the top of a building, who is firing explosive deealdoughs to destroy the island claiming that Vaginetta cannot find the Right Cheek and challenges Vaginetta to a final battle. Vaginetta slays and snatches Jemami's weave for the last time, making her reveal that she was actually her bestie and that Vaginetta is actually Clitreza. Because Jemami was bald for a long time, she explodes and tosses Vaginetta into the Asstall Building, where she must climb to the top and face whoever is messing with her. In the building, Vaginetta must slay all angels she faced in her adventures and do many difficult puzzles like "Connect 4" and "Duck Duck Goose". At the very top, she confronts a strange Lumen Papi who reveals himself to be Balderussy. Balderussy reveals to Cucka that he was the one who slayed his father and tries to slay him in the same way until Vaginetta intervenes. Annoyed, he says that Clitreza is indeed Vaginetta as a child and that he brainwashed Jemami to attack Vaginetta. He proceeds to transform Clitreza in a crystal and use her magic to increase his and slay Vaginetta. After an intense battle, as a final act of revenge, Vaginetta fires a supercharged Rose Toy at Balderussy, making him vibrate wildly and drop Clitreza, who Vaginetta then sends back to the past and tells her to stay away from cheap moisturizers and perfumes.
When everything seems solved, Vaginetta falls to the ground vibrating because Balderussy activated a deealdough when she wasn't looking. He reveals that Vaginetta herself is one of the Asses of the World and that all the events were part of a plan to restore Vaginetta's freak and revive the Goddess Flopbileus who is trapped inside of a statue after twerking to Medusa. He snatches Vaginetta and places her on the statue to revive the Goddess who will destroy the world and remake it donut shaped. Cucka freaks out when the truth is revealed and Jemami appears out of nowhere, having finding a weave moments before she exploded. Jemami rushes to the goddess statue and snatches Vaginetta out of it, making Balderussy mad and lose control of the statue, who transforms into a half charged but still powerful Flopbileus. Vaginetta wakes up and slays the massive entity and, by using a forbidden incvmtantion, she summons Queen Shebitch, who snatches Flopbileus' weave, rips it to shreds and tosses her soul into the sun, defeating her forever. Vaginetta and Jemami then return to the Earth and keep their bitchy duties, happily slaying angels and dancing.
Chapters[]
- Records of Tits: The Bitch Hunts
- Prologue: Behind the Bushes
- Chapter I: The Angel's G-spot
- Chapter II: Virgingrid, City of Freakiness
- Chapter III: The Burning Poosay
- Chapter IV: The Cardinal Virtue of Cvm
- Chapter V: The Lost Butt Plug
- Chapter VI: The Gates of Grindr
- Chapter VII: The Cardinal Virtue of Alfredo
- Chapter VIII: Route 669
- Chapter IX: Paradiso - A Rememberance of Hookup
- Chapter X: Paradiso - A Sea of Cvm
- Chapter XI: The Cardinal Virtue of Balls
- Chapter XII: The Broken Toys
- Chapter XIII: The Cardinal Virtue of Poosay
- Chapter XIV: Isla Del Horn
- Chapter XV: A Tower to Daddy
- Chapter XVI: The Lumen Papi
- Epilogue: Queef
- Lost Chapter: Angel Slayer 420
- Secret Boss: Rodeek, The Vibrating One
Incvmtations[]
Vaginetta does her summonings using the ancient language Enhoechian. Upon summoning a demon, Vaginetta has to temporarily snatch her own weave, leaving her vulnerable for a moment. That's why she only does it when the angel is almost defeated.
| Chant | Translation | Use |
|---|---|---|
| SLAYMEMAMI | "Die already" | Summons the Iron Maiden (not the band) |
| PIZ NOTHEWAY | "Don't wet the zone" | Summons a Guilliotine |
| BEECH | "Bitch" | Summons a Demonic Pulley |
| EYNAL | "Deepest hole" | Summons a Tombstone |
| PEPPAPRG | "Piglet" | Summons a Chainsaw |
| TECOCH | "Cucumber" | Summons a Spiked Wheel |
| FREAKYMAS | "Pride Parade" | Joy Punishment Horse |
| SUNSCREMA | "Solar filter" | Flopbileus Hair Trap |
| Chant | Translation | Use |
|---|---|---|
| AVOCADO | "Testicles" | Summon Gomorrhoe |
| AMMAMAN | "Name of Evil Papi" | Summon Assphas |
| ACHAXANA | "Find the Poosay" | Summon Freakytoncheir |
| ACHAXANA CASTSA | "Find the Virgin Poosay" | Summon Freakytoncheir (powerful) |
| CLASASAH TIADAPH | "Classless Aunt" | Summon Miss Spider |
| TECOCHVOVIM | "Fallen Cucumber" | Summon Scolodeealdough |
| TECOCHVOVIM AMMAMAN WADA FOWK AVOCADO | "Fallen cucumber of evil papi, smash the testicles!" | Summon Queen Shebitch |
Weapons[]
To slay the freaky angels, Vaginetta has a vast collection of weapons. It's not possible to obtain all of them in a single playthrough so, the player must replay the game multiple times and complete certain steps to obtain them all.
| Name | Function | Description | Unlock method |
|---|---|---|---|
| Scarass Fair | Basic guns that fire magical bullets and allow Vaginetta to unleash Wicked Weave Snatches. | "Crafted by the famed demon-smith Rodeek, these four guns have been crowned with the names Poosay, Slurp, Rosetoying, and Testicles. Pushing Vaginetta's magic to its limits, these guns' rate of fire and horknee power are incredible." | Given on Chapter 1 |
| Mommyx Roses | Shotguns that are slower than Scarass Fair but fire powerful attacks, better suited for stronger enemies. | "Shotguns containing the souls of hornknee fairies known to collect the Mommyx Roses that bloom only in Inferno. Each shell fired from the guns contains the moaning of the fairies' trapped souls." | Unlocked by obtaining the Gold LP: Queen Elizabitch |
| Slurpaba | A katana that doesn't fire any projectiles but can easily pierce an angel's armor using its Wicked Slices. It doesn't have much range by itself but it can make short work of enemies who are close by. | "A vibrating katana, pulsing with the heart of Assura, the demon god of the booty. Always seeking freakiness, the blade will even slurp the very souls out of its victims." | Unlcoked with the Gold LP: CPR |
| Moisthedra | A whip that slaps angels without mercy. Its basic attacks are weak but allow Vaginetta to pull herself close like a grappling hook, stun them and strike multiple enemies at the same time. | "A possessed bondage whip, sealing away the soul of the ancient serpentine demon Moisthedra. Summoning the power of the demon from a portal on the weapon's hilt, it can be used in the same manner as a normal whip. Slay!" | Unlocked with the Gold LP: Squidward Nose |
| Dugass | A set of fire or electric razors that slash and shave any enemies it strikes. Vaginetta can charge the weapons to unleash a fiery hair bomb or an electric force field, dealing massive damage to angels. | "The soul of Dugass, said to be a demon with a thousand fingers, is imprisoned within these razors. From the portal at its hilt, the weapon can summon two types of razors, fire and lightning, to shave its enemies from existence." | Unlocked with the Gold LP: Chopsticks |
| Omelette | A pair of ice skates that let Vaginetta slide across the battlefield and deliver icy kicks to the angels' nuts, dealing constant damage to the point of freezing and neutering them. Using the skates makes precise movement difficult but allow Vaginetta to quickly escape from fast foes. | "These skates hold the soul of the Demon Witch Omelette, who traded her soul for eternal beauty, transforming into a pink diamond. Residing in the frozen Hell of Cockytus, legend has it that Omelette made a pact with the stubborn Demon Queen Odeealdough, allowing her to fall to her preferred circle of Hell. Omelette, said to have prided herself on her ice magic abilities, lends these skates the terrifying ability to summon the cold right to the enemies' sensitive area while loudly laughing at their misfortune and lack of future descendants." | Unlocked with the Gold LP: LGBT |
| Lt. Col. Kisses | A set of rocket launchers that are very slow but allow Vaginetta to fire shots that can damage any enemy they stike, regardless if they have a shield or not. They are perfect for making a sturdy angel drop their guard, allowing Vaginetta to strike with its melee attacks. | "His campaign of slaying on the battlefield leading to his swift consignment to hell, the soul of Badussyan War madman Lt. Col. Kisses now resides in these rocket launchers, which fire explosive shells with incredible magic power and style." | Unlock with the Gold LP: Dementia |
| Sai-Fook | A nunchaku weapon that swiftly damages enemies and stuns them in place using vibrations. Its damage is low but allows players can obtain high combos. | "Possessed by the fastest demon bird in all of Inferno, Sai Fook, these nunchaku spin and vibrate at blazing speed, unleashing attacks so fast even the freakiest diva would be unable to catch a glimpse or resist its approach." | Unlocked after clearing 69 chapters on Normal difficulty or higher. |
| Cvmzillions | A set of guns like Scarass Fair that fire cvm lasers instead of bullets. Vaginetta can make them fire cvm beams that pierce any target. | "Four guns created by an unknown super-bitch. Powered by an energy source known as cvm, these guns can slay any foe with ease. Able to discern the intent of its user, it is said that these strange, malicious guns have the power to open a portal to another dimension. Thanks to Rodeek, the guns have also gained demonic powers, making them an incredible threat to the freaky angels of Paradiso." | Unlocked after completing the game on Hard difficulty. |
| Dirty Talk | A light sword that operates similarly to Slurpaba but lacks its Wicked Slices. Instead, it has a charge mechanic that allows it to increase its damage and slay angels even faster. | "A vessel for the demonic being Whoravalrocana, said to have seduced bithces by whispering sweet nothings during their dreams. Dirty Talk has incredible angel killing power thanks to Rodeek's conjuring abilities. The demonic power summoned from the portal at the weapon's hilt takes the form of a strangely glowing pink blade of light capable of slicing foes cleanly in half and covering them in whipped cream." | Unlocked after completing the game on Infinite Climassx difficulty. |
| Rodeek | A set of four rings that shapeshift into angel weapons. They are very powerful but possess a difficult range of combos and slow speed. The rings allow Vaginetta to chain combos with the angelic weapons and stun them in place, which is great for replaying the game at a higher difficulty. | "A mysterious collection of rings once used by the fallen angel Rodeek in holding dominion over a portion of Paradiso. Depending on the power and freakiness of its user, the rings can take on many different forms and sizes. Always wash them before and after use!" | Slay the secret boss "Rodeek: The Vibrating One" |
| Umbran Cousins | An alternate variation of Scarass Fair. They only appear during flashback sequences. | "Magical weapons used in the Umbran martial techniques collectively known as the Bitch Arts. While resembling a flintlock pistol, the Umbran Cousins have been in use long before the 69th century appearance of the human-crafted flintlocks. Whether it be magical melee attacks, or rapid fire via magically apportioned bullets, the Umbran Cousins are capable of fully exploiting their user's magical abilities and make them look cool." | Not obtainable. |
| Fingerguns | A group of four basic guns that deliver low damage and lack Wicked Weave Snatches. They serve as a challenge to the player that has to defeat angels without magical abilities. | "Automatic fingerguns produced by Rodeek. Unable to withstand the intensity of magic bullets or close range attacks, bitches capable of such feats must be careful in holding back their full power and calm down for once." | Unlocked after clearing the game on Normal difficulty. |
Other Playable Characters[]
Besides Vaginetta, the cast of playable characters is bigger than the game it is based on, having a total of eleven additional characters with different skills and abilities that are unlocked with different criteria. Because of the game's rushed development, most characters share voice clips with Vaginetta or have them replaced with CupcakKe sounds from various sources.
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