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"Aesthetic Warning😝” This article may make some readers uncomfy due to the content regarding DaBoyz, Newgens, Nextgens, or other topics. Not to be confused with Serious Aesthetic Warning.
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The Product war is an ongoing conflict between Jiafei Products and Space X products. This war is a sub-conflict in Badussy war 3. See documentary on The Product War here!😍
History[]
The Product War started when Daboyz declared war on Floptropica during late 2022.
Jiafei Headquarters and Casino Morning[]
Jiafei decided to send out Xjiemomo to a secret Daboyzian casino infested with Elon Musk stans. Daboyzian soldiers found Xjiemomo, and correctly identified her as a Flop. Xjiemomo, after being chased by Daboyzian soldiers, proceeded to burn the casino down, and she even kidnapped a Daboyzian soldier, called “Bro Bene”.
Jiafei Headquarters Afternoon[]
Once Xjiemomo brought back the captured Daboyzian, she brought Bro Bene to the Products Lab. Where Xjiemomo left him with a Flop scientist who was testing Products. She soon brought out a hyper realistic Teala Dunn AI, this Robot was the most advanced of its time, as it could feel emotion, experienced illness, and even bled! The scientist injected the experimental product into the Robot. The robot quickly turned into Jiafei. Bro Bene was extremely scared, but right before the scientist injected the product into him, the lunch bell rang. The scientist automatically went to lunch, leaving the Daboyzian in the chamber.
Space X Headquarters Sunset[]
The friend of Bro Bene immediately got into a Tesla car, and drove to Space X HQ. Elon Musk and a highly trusted soldier were seen examining classified files and documents. The Daboyzian immediately told Elon about the news. Elon ordered the Daboyzian to leave. Elon then told his highest ranking soldier that he isn't going to save a low ranking soldier. The high ranking general then told Elon “But Jiafei Products knows that we’re the ones attacking them! A if everyone finds out how much of an @$$hole you are they’ll betray you!”. Elon proceeded to consider what the general said.
Jiafei Headquarters Sunset[]
The lunch period was going as usual. The Jiafeian soldiers kept getting their daily meals. However Xjiemomo heard a large *bang* outside the building. She looked out and saw... Daboyzian helicopters and naval ships rushing towards them. Before Xjiemomo could tell everyone, they heard the announcement speakers turn on, as Jiafei said “Queen Jiafei Speaking, This is an emergency announcement. Elon Musks army is attacking our beautiful headquarters.” As Jiafei spoke, Daboyzian missiles were headed towards the building. When they hit, half of the building exploded!😨
The Final Battle[]
Jiafei's beautiful soldiers were directed to the facility exit. Xjiemomo quickly shot down hundreds of Elon Musks helicopters with a singular sniper-rifle. Around the same time, two Jiafeian women with Ariana Grenades, surfed on surf boards near the Daboyzian Navy. Elon Musk was talking as his General said “WATCH OUT, WE NEED TO SWIM!”. “Why-“ Elon said as the ship exploded and evaporated.😍 Meanwhile, Bro Bene's Best Bro infiltrated the damaged HQ of Jiafei Products, as he was searching for Bro Bene, he saw Xjiemomo. He instantly fell in love with her. Big mistake, Xjiemomo proceeded to shoot him. He quickly dodged Xjiemomo, and ran to the Lab where Bro Bene was being held. Meanwhile, the highest general was only feet away from HQ, Jiafeian soldiers saw him. They instantly shot at him, but he used to force to reflect that bullets at them. He quickly ordered his soldiers to attack, but Xjiemomo quickly appeared an sliced the Daboyzian troops in half. The war is still ongoing.😝