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The Product war is an ongoing conflict between Jiafei Products and Space X products. This war is a sub-conflict in Badussy war 3.
The Beginning of the War[]
The Product War started when Daboyz declared war on Floptropica during late 2022.
Jiafei Headquarters and Casino Morning[]
Jiafei decided to send out Xjiemomo to a secret Daboyzian casino infested with Elon Musk stans. Daboyzian soldiers found Xjiemomo, and correctly identified her as a Flop. Xjiemomo, after being chased by Daboyzian soldiers, proceeded to burn the casino down. She even kidnapped a Daboyzian soldier who called himself “VagiNO”.
Jiafei Headquarters Afternoon[]
Once Xjiemomo brought back the captured Daboyzian, she brought Bro Bene to the Products Lab. Where Xjiemomo left him with a Flop scientist who tested products. She soon brought out a hyperrealistic Teala Dunn AI. This robot was the most advanced of its time, as it could feel emotion, experience illness, and even bleed! The scientist injected the experimental product into the Robot. The robot quickly turned into Jiafei. Bro Bene was extremely scared, but right before the scientist injected the product into him, the gate bell rang. The scientist, hearing the important bell, left the Daboyz in the chamber.
Space X Headquarters Sunset[]
It was the friend of Vagino who rang the important gate bell. He knocked the scientist unconscious and took Vagino out of the lab. Elon Musk and a highly trusted soldier were examining classified files and documents. Daboyz immediately told Elon about the news. Elon ordered the Daboyzian to leave. Elon then told his highest ranking soldier that he isn't going to save a low ranking soldier. The high ranking general then told Elon “But Jiafei Products knows that we’re the ones attacking them! If everyone finds out how much of an asshole you are, they’ll betray you!”. Elon proceeded to consider what the general said.
Jiafei Headquarters Sunset[]
The lunch period was going as usual. The Floptropican soldiers were getting their daily meals. Xjiemomo then heard a loud bang outside the building. She looked out and saw... Daboyz's helicopters and naval ships rushing towards them. Before Xjiemomo could tell everyone, they heard the announcement speakers turn on, as Jiafei said “Queen Jiafei Speaking, This is an emergency announcement. Elon Musks army is attacking our beautiful headquarters.” As Jiafei spoke, Daboyzian missiles were headed towards the building. When they hit, half of the building exploded!"
The Final Battle[]
Jiafei's beautiful soldiers were directed to the facility exit. Xjiemomo quickly shot down hundreds of Elon Musk's helicopters with a singular sniper-rifle. Around the same time, two Floptropican women, with Ariana Grenades, surfed on surf boards near the Daboyz's Navy. They proceeded to evaporate a Daboyz naval ship with said grenades.
Meanwhile, Vagino's Best Bro infiltrated the damaged HQ of Jiafei Products, as he was searching for Vagino, he saw Xjiemomo. He instantly fell in love with her. Xjiemomo proceeded to shoot him. He quickly dodged Xjiemomo, and ran to the Lab where Bro Bene was being held. Meanwhile, the highest general was only feet away from HQ until Floptropican soldiers saw him. They instantly shot at him, but he used a force field to reflect that bullets at them. He quickly ordered his soldiers to attack, but Xjiemomo quickly appeared and sliced the Daboyz troops in half. This was only the start.