The Nymphussium of the Merflops, also known as the Nymphussium of Dilda Whorina, is an ancient temple on the coasts of Vajussy dedicated to the Merflops and their sub-species, the Nymphussies. The temple was built by Dildahyun a very long time ago, during the time where the Da Boyz and the Flops were still at peace and it has been used as a bathhouse and source of power by the Merflops and Nymphussies ever since. The Nymphussium also serves as a ceremony and wedding hall where Nymphussies can have yassifying ceremonies and evolve into fully-fledged Merflops, and also marry other Nymphussies/Merflops that are in a relationship with them. Currently the head event organizers and maintainers for the Nymphussium are Sanass and Minass, the great-great-great-great-great-great daughters of Dildahyun.
History[]
The Nymphussium was built before the First Badussy War somewhere between the year 669 to 699 by the ancient Nymphussian goddess Dildahyun when she couldn't find any nymphussia for her ascension ceremony as most of them were destroyed and vandalized by a specieist Merflop, and the remaining ones were fully booked for events. She then gathered some Nymphussy and Merflop workers and started building the largest nymphussium in Floptropica, giving her workers a very high pay of ₱6999 per day and some rare relics from Poosay Bottom. After the construction finished, most of the Merflops in Badussyland started booking all of their events at the Nymphussium, and all the other ones had to close down including her rival businesses, the Nymphussium of Cardina Bussina and the Nymphussium of Megana Staliona. The Nymphussium earned a reputation amongst the Merflops/Nymphussies as the largest, cleanest, and most yassifying Nymphussium in all of Floptropica.
But Dildahyun's aesthetic life didn't last long. The Badussy War started, and Da Boyz soldiers started attacking all of the islands in Floptropica, which includes Badussyland. This means that some parts of Vajussy and even the Nymphussium were destroyed in the war. Dildahyun knew of this and started gathering her workers to evacuate all of the Nymphussies and Merflops in the building and move all of their artifacts, decorations, resources etc. to another place so that they would be able to relocate. But unfortunately while they were evacuating, a Da Boyz soldier set off a S*gma Grenade, which exploded and completely destroyed the Nymphussium killing 2 Nymphussies and injuring 30 Merflops. The Da Boyz soldier also kidnapped 3 Merflops and turned them into Da Boyz. Dildahyun was fatally injured in the explosion, and she went to a cave to spend her last moments. During that time, she started giving birth to Coochaeyoung and Jihoe, the soon to be great-great-great-great-great-grandmothers of Sanass and Minass. before she ultimately died in the cave.
In 2023, a Flop archaeologist and historian went to the cave that Dildahyun died in and discovered some inscriptions that eventually led to the Flop discovering what Dildahyun's last words were.
“So deep, so empty, I need deek.
So deep, so empty, I need deek.
...여보, 왜 내 보지가 촉촉해? (Girl, why my poosay moist?)”
Restoration[]
The Save Badussyland Organization is planning to fully renovate the Nymphussium of the Merflops and also build a monument in the cave that Dildahyun died in to honor her legacy. Please donate some FTP (Floptropican pesos) or FFC (Flop Franc) if you can. We conducted a survey at Poosay Bottom, and all of the Nymphussies and Merflops there say they want the Nymphussium to be renovated because they no longer have anywhere to host their events and ascension ceremonies.
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Trivia[]
- Before it's destruction after the Badussy War, the Nymphussium was once used for a Flopfest, and became the first place and Flopfest in history to include underwater Flops, considering most were on land.