Badussyland was once a vibrant tourist destination, the island now stands a little sad and desolate. with only a few thousand inhabitants still calling it their home. The once beautiful beaches are now littered with debris and garbage from the Badussy Wars, and the crystal clear waters have turned murky and polluted. The only sounds you hear are the waves crashing on the shore. The people here are resigned to their fate, and you can see the sadness etched on their faces. It's almost as if the island is mourning its lost glory, and there's a palpable sense of melancholy in the air. The sad island is a lonely, forgotten place, where dreams go to die.
Ever since then, Flops have now moved to Floptropica and is now living there.
The Save Badussyland Organization is currently putting in effort to restore Badussyland to the paradise that it once was. Please donate some pesos to the organization if you can, it is currently accepting both pesos and Flop Franc.
History[]
From 3000 BC - 2000 BC, CaveFlops from South America fled from their boats after being seen and attacked by CaveBoyz across the border of Blue Lickgoon's skies and the ancient Oogwaysian River. CaveFlops tried to swim to the nearest mass of land they could find, being Badussyland. After making it to Badussyland the CaveFlops were protected by Merflops and other creatures of Floptropica and were introduced to a plethora of advanced Technology created by them. CaveBoyz located the CaveFlops but a MerFlop, The Wise Mother Cake, used her MerFlop powers on them and sent them away.
After the battle CaveFlops ventured beyond Badussyland into Floptropica and became Ancientgens. The Ancientgens soon created tribal kingdoms and Fishing Communities and after some conflicts they created The Badussy Empire. Soon after The Badussy Empire was established though, due to some communication problems, Floptropica and Badussyland became separated and Badussyland later became independent due to the lack of contact from the Empire.
Years after Badussyland became independent Flops in Badussyland thought Floptropica and The Badussy Empire were legends and Fairytales, but a woman named Jiafei Ina, sought to find the "lost" island. Jiafei Ina bid eventually find the Island and uncovered Floptropica and they became unified once again.
The people of Badussy rejected colonisation from all the straights, especially the British Empirussy, who were all gays in denial, who tried to spread all their gay things masked with straight spray, making it fatal for Badussy people. In return, a group of British flops invaded a small isle off the coast of Essex, and claimed for Badussyland, naming it the "Isle of Essexyproducts"
Things got worse after the Badussian Empire began to be public, as Andrew Tate, Emperor of the Da Boyzian Empire, waged war against the flops. This war was called "The Badussyland War". However, the flops won and they almost took the entire da boyzian empire except Daboyzland.
Between 1904 and 1991, tragedy struck and the nation went from prosperous and slaying to wrecked in Badussy War II. Many citizens left to form the Badussy diaspora and the goddesses cried as Cardiac Bhey and Abbison Leigh Mylner destroyed their beautiful land. Many Badussy diasporans faced discrimination for their slaying beliefs. 100,000,000 died during the war and 100,404,666 were injured. 420,069 are still grieving to this day.
In 2022, Da Boyz invaded the recovering country and even stole icon Jiafei and tried to make her straight. Conscription was employed in Badussy Land and all 1 trillion inhabitants and 500 billion Badussy diasporans (at least 700 billion returned to their homeland) have enlisted to fight for their slaying country.
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The Badussy Land taking-a-stand flag that was used for the rebellion against DaBoyz.
In summer of 2023, a young person from Floptropica decided to take a stand and, in honor of the trying to get more hope in Badussy Land, made a flag. The white, orange and blue symbolized slay colors and how much DaBoyz had taken away from them, but as they were inverted and switched vertically, it meant they could still try to take a stand. The dove in the middle symbolized the lives lost for Badussy Lands.
Local tradition[]
The first recorded history of Badussyland was in 5000 BC (Before Cussay). Goddess of Products Krepyl (Ancient Badussyish for Jiafei) entrusted the whole planet Earth to the tribes of Slayana, now known as the modern Flop people. However, after 0AD (Anussy Dominussy), persecution of the post-Slayanan people forced them to flee to enclaves, and after ancient wars, Goddess Nikela Majharega provided a rainbow for the Slays to ride to safety in the modern land of Badussy, known by the ancient tribes as Baedalussikos. Ancient Slayanan ruins are located all over the world.
Divisions of Badussyland[]
Badussyland has five states, two territories, and three dependencies.
Cupcakkina (State)[]
Clitria[]
- Clitria City
- Vajussy
- Nymphussium of the Merflops
Periodtea[]
- Periodville
Megana (or Mægana)[]
- Cardiville
- Floptricia
Gulpia[]
Isle of Essexyproducts[]
Territory by Badussyland in 1781 during the small Anglhoe-Badussian War (1778 - 1789)
- Essexyproductstown
- Dildastone
Union Island (also governed by Jiafeiland and Floptropica)[]
Territory claimed after the Defenestration of Badussy City.
- Palace of Union
West Slaynary Islands[]
Dependency named after the Slaynary Islands.
- Trishtown
- Shensea
- Whatidoville
Gaganarian Islands[]
Dependency claimed by Badussyland in 1503
- Bornthiswaytown
- Summertown
- Aurania
- Donatellia
Extra[]
map made by @Deborahsassistant!