For more Badussy Wars, see Badussy War (disambiguation)
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Badussy War III is the third (and thought to be the final Badussy War), almost 30 years after a peace treaty was signed with DaBoyz, the third devastating war began. It all started when DaBoyz felt that the Badussy was not adhering to the terms of the treaty. Diplomatic efforts to resolve the issue failed, and tensions escalated. Soon, both sides were heavily arming themselves and demonstrating aggressive military maneuvers. The war started in Cardiville but unfortunately it escalated quickly and DaBoyz attacked more than just Badussy, they attacked Floptropica and Jiafeiland, almost all of Floptropica was attacked during this war. Unfortunately, an innocent citizen in Badussy lost her home and their brother. Thankfully, the President Deborah Ali-Williams photos harvested in her house were saved, but they found out her brother was a part of DaBoyz right after alerting their siblings about the situation.
Events[]
The Running'ver of Jiafei City[]
On February 18, 2023, Andrew Tate was seen driving a stolen car on Jiafeia. Soon, he started to zig-zag, killing and injuring 160 people. As he started to drive illegally, other cars (presumably that of other DaBoyz) started to do the same thing as well. All in all, 250 people were harmed, with 83 of them dying from the cars.
Betrayal of Floptropica Royalty[]
During the horrific battle, Pooja felt as if President Deborah was incompetent of ruling over Floptropica. Pooja had then formed a public resistance and gained Newgens loyalty throughout the Kingdom Of What Is This Behavior. President Deborah was outraged a high ranking Floptropican threatened royalty, the first being Meifei, Former Princess of Productville. Deborah warned Pooja to stand down and stop this foolish tyranny. Pooja then caught the attention of former Flop icons and those traitors decided to assist her and lead a Slayvil War. Flops were fighting the Poojan resistance and it took for a large battle between Oldgen icons vs Pooja's army. Jiafei had enough of this foolishness and used her Ariana Grenade and threw it at the traitors, but Pooja used her mystical broom and smacked it into the castle of Jiafeiland where the castle took major damage from it. Meifei, who had been banished from Floptropica swooped in to fight Jiafei one on one and Jiafei channeled her product power. Jiafei grew wings and grabbed Meifei and flew all the way up to the Atmosphere of the earth so they could fight without destroying the land. Meifei had summoned a magic door and kicked Jiafei inside it and transported her to the haunted house and returned to the land once again. without Jiafei in the way, Meifei used the limit of her power and blasted a laser at Pooja. Pooja then smacked the laser with her bare hand and lunged at Meifei but Meifei grabbed her by her weave and swung her around until Pooja summoned her magic broom again and impaled Meifei. As Meifei fell to the ground on her knees, Pooja went to finish her off but out of nowhere, a large leg stomped her into the ground. When Pooja got up, she seen Bayonetta summoning a circle under Meifei. Just then, Demonic arms (And Dealdoughs) grabbed Meifei, smacked her ass like a drum, then dragged her to Inferno were demons would be waiting for her. "Now that that's out of the way, it'd be foolish not to deal with you!" Bayonetta said. Bayonetta then summoned Phantasmaranae to burn the traitorous flops and destroy the Da Boyzian bridge so Da Boyz would forever be banished from Floptropica. A grand execution was held for Pooja's Treason. Nicki Minaj, Jiafei (Who was freed from the haunted house), CupcakKe, and Xjiemomo sentenced Pooja to be burned at the stake in front of all flops as an example of what would happen to traitorous flops. Nicki Minaj then blasted her pink flames at Pooja, killing her.
Battle of Badussyland Cove[]
On August 8, 2023, President Michael Storen signed an official order to seize Badussyland, starting with Badussyland Cove. Upon hearing the news, General Taylor Swift prepared soldiers for battle. In total, 10 battalions of 400 soldiers each set up in anticipation for attack. On the morning of August 10, RihannaNavy commander Rihanna ordered five warships to intercept incoming DaBoyz ships on the Atlantic Ocean. 8/10 ships were captured by the RihannaNavy. None of the five warships commanded by Rihanna were damaged. At 5:15 p.m. on August 12, the two remaining DaBoyz ships arrived on Badussyland Cove and were immediately attacked. Battalions 2, 4, 6 and ATE were dispatched in to clear the DaBoyz ship "Tate", the ship exploded in a suicide attempt by DaBoyz, killing 2,340 Floptropican Soldiers and wounding 420. Battalions 1, 3, 5 and 7 were dispatched in to defend Badussyland Cove and attack the DaBoyz ship "Ye", General Swift joined these battalions and personally attacked the ship "Ye." Battalions 9 and 10 were stationed on the high cliff, watching and waiting for any sneak attack attempts by DaBoyz. And like his career, the ship Ye tanked and sunk. This killed all remaining DaBoyz soldiers on the ship. The remaining DaBoyz soldiers on land were clean swept by Air Defense Specialist Lana Del Rey and General Taylor Swift, with snow. The snow was laced with acid and cocaine which on contact with any part of the body, would instantly kill.
The death toll for DaBoyz soldiers was 5,029 with 1 injury. The 1 injury was taken by the Floptropican soldiers as a prisoner of war. The Death Toll for Floptropican soldiers was 3,519 with 516 injuries. May the fallen Floptropican soldiers rest in peace.
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A Floptokker that goes by the username Jiafeis.Expired.Products (Account here: https://www.tiktok.com/@jiafeis.expired.products) posted the first video encouraging Flops to defend Deborah. They also are the contributing cause of Floptokkers fighting over who's ruling Floptropica and the official Newgen vs Oldgen beef.