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For other Badussy Wars, see Badussy War (disambiguation)
“It was really scary” - Wendy Williams
Badussy War II was a horrific global war that lasted from 1904 to 1991 involving the majority of the world's nations. Preceded by Badussy War, it was mainly fought between two military alliances - the Flops and the Da Boyz. The war resulted in the deaths of millions of flops and icons and was marked by significant events such as the Statue of Cvmberty Takeover, the Battle of Badussy, Poosay Month, and the dropping of atomic bombs on Cardiville. The war ended with the unconditional surrender of Badussy and Da Boyz, and the establishment of the United Nations to prevent future conflicts which ultimately failed due to Badussy War III.
Background[]
The ALDC-Badussyland War[]
A key factor to understand the Badussy War is to understand the effects of the ALDC-Badussyland Meeting. Essentially, the meeting was held on February 3, 1903, by Queen Abby Lee Milker of the ALDC to discuss a possible trade route with Queen Cardiac of Badussyland. Abby discussed over a trade route between Badussyland and the Abby Lee Dance Company (ALDC). As they did not agree over whether or not the United States of Barbica would be included in the route, they started to fight. This escalated to a screaming match, and at the height of it, Cardiac scandalously threatened to snatch Abby's wig off. The enraged queen stormed off and called her allies for help. It should be noted that war they would ensue later, though it happened around the same time as the 2nd Badussy War, should not be the same as the war.
Anyways, after the meeting, the allies of the ALDC and most of Badussyland's allies were with Abby's side, with only two countries, Western Audasios Potaxiene and Floptropica siding with Badussyland. After a year of planning, the forces of the ALDC, the USB, and Twinkia crossed the Barbussy Border and invaded Badussyland.
Marriage of Cardiac to Prince Kyai Canat[]
On June 15, 1904, Queen Cardiac was married to a DaBoyzland prince named Kyai Canat. This outraged everyone, to the point that even her conselor quit her job. As the Badussians were already protesting against the war, their cause was only strengthened, as marrying a DaBoyz is considered a sin. On July 2, 1904, a battallion of ALDC soldiers entered Clocktea City. Instead of oppose and fear, they were met with open hands by the inhabitants. This goes to show how resentful Badussians were to their queen.
DaBoyz[]
Seeing the opportunity, the DaBoyz started to attack not only Badussyland, but also the other countries. As they had already corrupted Badussyland by marrying Cardiac with a DaBoyzian prince, they used other methods to control the other countries so that they could be weaker once they had invaded them. DaBoyzian spies were sent to Floptropica and Twinkia, the president of the USB and sister of future general Onika Nickole Maraj, Nicole Maraj, was hypnotised so that she could make several statements praising DaBoyz, and others. As the ALDC-Badussyland continued, the DaBoyz eagerly waited day by day until they could invade the countries of the Second Badussian Empire.
Famine[]
Due to the need of food for soldiers, the war was constantly plagued by famine. In Badussyland, food prices skyrocketed, and it was more affordable to buy a house than to buy food. This led to the Badussians starving, causing even more riots and protests. Without a proper counselor, Cardiac made a foolish decision to tax Floptropica and Jiafeiland food entering the border, worsening the already dire famine. This caused the Badussians to make their own food, from fried ants to leaf cake.
The Great Badussian Revolution[]
The imported food tax was the last straw for many Badussians, already starving and suffering from the ongoing war. On July 19, 1904, a large mob of Badussians, from all classes of society, banded together to raid the Papipoosay Palace, which was where Cardiac was staying at. In the early hours of the day, the mob burst through the gate, and tried to find the wicked queen. An hour later, they finally found her in a small room behind a bookshelf. She was taken to a nearby court, found guilty, and executed at dawn.
When news spread to Prince Kyai Canat, he was apparently so devastated that he asked his father, King Maverick, for the army to urgently go to Badussyland, as Cardiac told him that he should take over the country. This would be another reason for the Battle of Badussyland.
Regency of Azealina[]
After the execution of the traitor Queen Cardiac, Badussyland was de-facto ruled by Azealina Bonks, Cardiac's affiliate. During this brief period of time between Cardiac's execution and the Bussy Commitee election, Azealina made several actions that were deemed scandalous, such as the Sendmyluvian Scandal. As the Second Badussian Empire was in its weakest, the DaBoyz utilized this to attack both Floptropica and Badussyland.
Timeline[]
Declaration of War with Badussyland and the Battle of Badussy[]
On August 25, 1904, DaBoyzland declared war on the countries of the Second Badussian Empire. First, they declared war on Badussyland, forcing them to partake in another war. With the help of the ALDC, they went to the already defenseless Barbussy Border and wrecked havoc on the towns of Periodt-Clocktea. They burnt down the town of Barbussy, stripped the land of its vigor, and hypnotised the Flops living in the area to become DaBoyz so that they could have more soldiers. The Badussy Army quickly marched into Periodt-Clocktea, converting as much Flops as they could. On August 26, 1904, they tried to attack their stronghold, Barbussy Village, but lost due to an alleged case of treason. The DaBoyz would later use this story as propaganda to convince Flops to become one of their own.
News spread like wildfire, and soon, Floptropica heard of the cries of help of Badussians and joined in on the war.
Declaration of War with Floptropica and Jiafeiland[]
On August 28, 1904, Floptropica declared war on DaBoyzland, and insisted to help Badussyland. The next day, Jiafeiland also declared war. As the country was the biggest in exporting Jiafei Products, the rest of the Second Badussian Empire started to see the danger that they were facing. Four days after the two countries' declaration of war, both Floptropican soldiers and Jiafeiland soldiers arrived on the shores of Cain-Del Rey City, Clitria, ready to fight against DaBoyz. The night after, a group of DaBoyzland soldiers were said to have landed on the coast off of Edenia. Allegedly, after being spotted by an old Jiafei Products salesperson, they vomited and went off into the distance. This led to an all-out search party for the soldiers, as showing "incredible dislike" to a product is considered DaBoyz-like.
Execution of Stefani, Lady Agag[]
On the 1st of September, 1904, Stefani, Lady Agag, the ambassador of DaBoyzland to Floptropica, was arrested and put into the Floptokiscringe Castle. Only a week later, on September 8, 1904, she was tried for alleged espionage, and sentenced to execution. The trial was noticeably unfairly conducted, as she was not allowed to testify against her charges. On the eve of her execution, on September 12, 1904, she wrote a letter to the Prime Minister of Floptropica, saying her goodbyes and writing the details of her trial. On the afternoon of September 14, 1904, she was brought to the scaffold outside the Sigma City Jail, and executed.
Once her letter reached to the Prime Minister, she couldn't help but weep. News of her executions spread all over the Second Badussian Empire, as Floptropica prepared for political turmoil.
Reports of Espionage and Treason[]
From September to December 1904, several reports were made claiming that there were a multitude of undercover DaBoyz committing treason and espionage. The reports led to the exile of 104 spies.
Battle of Duo Town[]
On November 4, 1904, DaBoyz troops landed on the Duolingo Islands. Confused whether or not they were a part of Floptropica, they ransacked the nearby fishing hamlet of Acuerdo Duo. After a local ranger saw the troop pillaging the small hamlet, he rushed as fast as he could to Ciudad Peep, where he told the villagers to evacuate to Duo Town. The villagers, along with the ranger, fled to the west, until they were in the town. There, the ranger and the villagers told the mayor of the DaBoyzian invasion. The mayor, Duola Peep, ordered a battallion of soldiers to fight against the DaBoyz in Ciudad Peep. Just as they were preparing to take off, the troop of soldiers arrived at the foot of the town. Because the troop was losing motivation, the battallion won the battle. The troop were sent to Execution Island, with permission from Floptropica. This led to Floptropica fortifying their defenses, in preparation against the DaBoyz.
Battle of Felicia[]
On December 11, 1904, an DaBoyz army of 20,000 attacked the city of Felicia. They were first spotted by military rangers patrolling around the area in the morning. Using stolen Jiafei Products from the Port of Buffys, they bombed the city before they would attack it. After their plan worked, they carried on with attacking the city. The Badussy Army, led by Sargent CupquakKe, fiercly fought against them for a week until the opposite party used up all of their materials. They ran to the enemy base and bombed it using Ariana Grenades.
Bombing of Shanglima[]
On December 23, 1904, two days before Krissmas, the city of Shanglima was bombed. Many citizens had already evacuated, but some were left in the city due to health issues such as blindness, etc. It is estimated that around ~9000 Flops were victims of the bombing, including Gagita De La Rosa, the city's mayor.
Around 40% of the city was completely destroyed, with many buildings having been turned into mere rubble.
Battle of Dauntless-Manifestacia[]
On December 28, 1904, an army of 10,000 arrived at the shores of Dauntless-Manifestacia. The Floptropican Army, lead by Wendy Williamussy, fought hard to keep them at bay, as they did want the DaBoyz to harm the Floptropican citizens. They used cannons, machine guns, and weapons imported from Jiafeiland. They eventually won the battle just before New Year's Eve, 1904. To celebrate both the battle and the new year, they made a makeshift firework using unused materials originally for ammunition.
Treaty of the Dancers[]
After Empress Aprilussy was elected as queen by the Bussy Commitee, she immediately laid plans to end the ALDC-Badussyland War. On June 21, 1905, Empress Aprilussy and Queen Abby signed the Treaty of the Dancers, which insured that the war would end. The treaty also included a pact to help Badussyland fight against DaBoyz with the benefit of lifting the ban on importing Jiafei Products from Jiafeiland to the nation. After the treaty was signed, millions of Badussians, Twinks, Barbicans, and Dancers alike celebrated on the streets, joyous that the idiotic war had finally ended.
However, when Queen Abby tried to tell President Nicole Maraj of the treaty, she refused to help the Badussians fight against the DaBoyz, opting instead to help the latter party. As Abby already had bad blood with DaBoyzland, this lead her to silently despising her. When a nearby servant heard of the dialogue between the two, she anonymously gossiped about it to Empress Aprilussy via a letter.
Barbican Revolt[]
On July 11, 1905, Empress Aprilussy wrote to Queen Abby that she should urge the citizens of Barbica to go against Pres. Nicole Maraj. Though she was reluctant at first, as she feared that it would cause scandal, she had no other choice, as she believed that aDaBoyzian had somehow tampered with her mind. Ten days later, on July 21, 1905, Abby made an announcement near the border between the ALDC and the USB. Her words alone lead a movement named the "Abby Is Right Movement" (or AIRM). The AIRM gained mass popularity, and on December 12, 1905, they lead an uprising known as the Barbican Revolt. The revolt was based off of the success of the Great Badussyland Revolution.
Battle of Product City[]
IIn late 1905, a Flop under the name of Cupcakelle discovered, upon accident, a supposed plan by the DaBoyz to attack Product City, the capital of Jiafeia at that time. The whole city thought it was bogus, until, on December 17, 1905, DaBoyzland forces were seen near the city. The Product Special Forces (PSF) teamed up with the Jiafeiland Army to trap the DaBoyz inside a building to then charge or burn said building. This tactic worked, and one by one, handfuls of DaBoyzian soldiers were entrapped inside crumbling buildings.
Arrest of Jeong Solussy and Wang Feiê[]
In March 1906, members of the Barbican Secret Police (BSP) arrested Jeong Solussy and Wang Feiê, two ALDC ambassadors to the USB. It is not known as to why they were arrested, but one rumor suggests that Nicole personally ordered their arrest to cut ties with Abby. Placed in the infamous Beez Trap Prison, the two wrote to members of the AIRM, urging them to continue to fight their cause. They were released two weeks later.
Ousting of Nicole Maraj[]
On April 6, 1906, a mob of 8,000 AIRM members protested on Nicki St., facing the Capital Building of De Barbz. The protesters however, were met with open fire by the Capitol Guards. 137 people lost their lives, and an additional 1000 people were injured. The event led to an increased amount of civil disobedience in the country, with the ALDC embassy even taking part in the riots. On May 12, 1906, 10,000 AIRM members stormed into the Capitol, and locked themselves inside the building. Among the members were a group of judges, lawyers, justices, and many more law practitioners and experts. They even included members of the government such as senators and politicians. The same day, another group of 10,000 AIRM members kidnapped Pres. Nicole Maraj and forced her to go inside the Capitol. There, she was forced into the building of the Supreme Court, and was ousted from presidency for her support of DaBoyz. The whole event lasted for 7 hours, and once the now-ousted president was let outside, she was made to go to a mental asylum. Three years after her ousting, it was found that Nicole had been hypnotised by DaBoyz so that she could follow their agendas.
Once the DaBoyz-approving queen was ousted out, the USB held a 3 day celebration. The celebration would later be known as the first ever music festival in Floptokia. They also elected Onika Nickole Maraj as the new president.
Declaration of War with the ALDC[]
On May 24, 1906, right after Nicole Maraj's ousting from presidency, DaBoyzland declared war on the ALDC. They were two reasons as to why they declared war. First, they wanted to take back the land that they had ruled before the Badussyland War and Badussy War I. Second, and the most important of the two, they wanted vengeance for Nicole Maraj, as Abby was the one who initially started the AIRM.
The following day, Queen Abby held a speech in Ziegler where she encouraged and motivated the Dancers to partake extra vigilance against the upcoming DaBoyz. This speech was met with applause by the Dancers, who were now officially against the DaBoyz. In the periphery of the border between the Second Badussian Empire and DaBoyzland however, the DaBoyz were orchestrating a plan.
Declaration of War with Twinkia[]
Around a fortnight after Abby's marvelous speech in Ziegler, RuPaul, Empress of Twinkia, decided to join in against the DaBoyz. The very same day, she conducted a proclamation wherein she openly bashed on the DaBoyz, and wanted her citizens to sustain disgust towards them.
A campaign was started after RuPaul's proclamation where flyers and posters condemning the DaBoyz would be shown all over the country. This led to some DaBoyzian spies, in fear that they might be hunted down, flee to Runway Island. Over the course of the war, the island would be used time to time to hold DaBoyzian meetings. It would finally cease operation in 1949.
Invasion of Baddietopia[]
War Moments[]
Statue of Cvmberty Takeover[]
The Statue of Cvmberty Takeover occurred when Da Boyz silently blocked off all access to the Cvmberty Island and took it over, Da Boyz planned on using a machine to eradicate all flops and enslave all the floptok icons in the world to obey them, but they couldn't activate it because it requires the magic of a full icon. Da Boyz then used magic to trap Jiafei Marcos’s friends into a necklace. they then had a daboy spy kidnap Jiafei Marcos and force her to activate the machine in return for her friends. she eventually activates the machine and it starts gathering all the icons in the universe imprisoning them in small spheres. However,Da Boyz double-crosses her and frames her for his actions resulting in her being arrested and sentenced to death by the Founding Mothers, Luckily Kristine Jenster used her final powers to free herself and save Jiafei Marcos, unfortunately sacrificing herself.
Battle of Badussy[]
The Battle Of Badussy was when Da Boyz invaded Badussy War, an emergency draft was swiftly announced, flops were forced to fight for their lives and their country, lives were lost, such as Sargent CupquakKe who accidentally exploded herself with her Ariana Grenade. Millions dead and Da Boyz seemed to be winning, that was until Kristine Jenster ate them all up with her dance moves and they all got Kristeined and died.
Aftermath and Legacy[]
Media[]
Gallery[]
Lost footage of the Second Badussy War.
Citations and References[]
- Badussy War Wiki
