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A taken photo of the Badussy War, colored
For other Badussy Wars, see Badussy War (disbambiugation)
"兵者，詭道也。" - Queen Jiafina III, Art of Whore
The Badussy War I (BW1) , also known as the Great Badussy War, was a territorial conflict that took place between Daboyz and the Flops in Badussy. It officially started on the 16th of January, 1665 with the Battle of Badaclava and ended in 1700—although followed by the second Badussy War. With about 10 million Flop soldiers dead and over 100 million Flop Bad CC “Ciara. D” citizens injured in the first war alone, it is considered the most dangerous war throughout recorded history. The war also resulted in the Daboyz Pox pandemic, which ravaged both nations severely. Even though the Flops won, many Possays were killed during the war, including soldiers and innocent civilians. These deaths may or not be directly linked to the genocide, some were caused due to the lack of food and shelter in Badussy and also the Daboy Pox. It is extremely traumatic for the flops, but a part of the History of Floptropica that we will never forget and will be a part of our CVM forever.
Events of the War[]
Rising Tensions[]
Acquisition of the Badussian Empire[]
Before Queen Xijemomussy legally acquired the uninhabited islands off the coast of the Daboyz nation, it had no owner and it wasn't in official records. Queen Xijemomussy bought the islands in the 16th century to expand territory and create a new empire: The Badussian Empire. The main island used for the Empire was Badussyland; although many other islands around it were used. However, this was kept secret and only Emperial Flopmetropole Government procedures were carried out on these islands until it was ready to be declared inhabitable by all Flop citizens and also a tourist location, due to the beautiful scenery and pristine beaches that it possessed. After the demise of the Queen, Queen Jiafina was coronated and was
granted control of the land, which she sent out a poll and revealed to the public. It was then that this news reached Daboyz. The freshly-crowned Emperor, Emperor Chadiston Tate l, wasn't amused by this and didn't miss a beat to wage war on the Queen Jiafina and her subjects.
Assassination of Emperor Chad[]
Chadiston sent out an assasination attempt—however, it failed. After a failed attempt of assassination against Queen Jiafina, Emperor Chad of the Daboyz went into hiding. Eventually, one fine morning in DaboyzLand, Chad was found dead next to its goblet of wine, which had been poisoned; in whose place Emperor Andrew Tate was coronated. Daboyz held Badussyland and the Empire responsible without the knowledge of the governing bodies of either nation. This caused a great uproar on both sides.
During the war, there were many memorable battles such as:
The Asscum Trench Warfare, the Battle of Giga-Poosay, the Western Poonami Front Incident, the Anal Del Gay Nuclear Warfare and others.
General Kristine Jenster during the Badussy War 2.
Battle of Badaclava[]
General Minaj in the Battle of Badaclava
The Battle of Badaclava was the first battle to be fought connected to the Badussy War—though it is unclear which day it began. Daboyz stormed through many major cities in Badussy, but the Flops soon pushed back into Daboyz territory. They suffered terrible losses and most of the forces retreated into the capital. They still kept forces on the Sportsian front, yet they weakened the forces on the Gigapolis front as the Flop army had relocated to the Sportsia. Badaclava was a tiny village on the Daboyz coast, where both forces had decided to congregate and put an end to the war. However, the cunning Daboyz army attacked from behind, causing an important, bloody, battle to ensue. The Flops were outnumbered and had to retreat to the barracks in Gigapolis; yet not everyone made it. In memory of the Battle of Badaclava, there stands a stone statue built on the Badaclava Beach of General Kristine Jenster, who was massacred in the battle and left out in the battlefield.
Battle of Giga-Poosay[]
After the deadly battle of Badaclava, the Flops camped in Gigapolis where they shot a Daboyz plane down. This alerted the officials after they went missing and the forces soon came to attack. Underestimating the power of the Flops, the Daboyz came in a squad of barely ten; the Flops now had a tactical advantage. Using the mountains as their vantage point, gunners shot the squad down and the other officers encircled them.
Asscum Trench Warfare[]
While most of the forces were engaging in offense in Daboyz, multiple troops saw it as an opportunity to attack Badussy and the Empire. Military tactics that relied on open warfare proved useless when the Daboyz moved in with powerful artillery. Flops were subjected to heinous and cruel treatment at the hands of Daboyz. It was only until the army set up defensive systems like (barb)ed wire and trench systems that the attack had subsided. Traveling through open ground had been made nearly impossible by the intricate systems that the Flop technology had created. Although it was easy for Daboyz to enter the cities, they found it impossible to get out as the protection had become impervious.
This forced Daboyz to form new tactics and attack with stronger weapons and this led to gas warfare. This lasted for at least a week before Daboyz forces retreated to Daboyz, lured in by General Minaj's troops. However, they left behind many victims of crimes and genocide.
Western Poonami Front[]
Chemical Warfare Begins[]
During the later half of the war, Daboyz attacked the Flops positioned in the coast as planned. Daboyz made advances at first, but the trenches the Flops had set up in the mountains were difficult to attack. The Flops suffered no major injuries from gunfire, there were more casualties for Daboyz than there were for the Flops. This was when Daboyz released impure mustard gas into the trenches. Throughout the days, the Flops gradually became ill. This gave Daboyz an opportunity to strike.
Effects of the Gas[]
Most of the casualties caused were not from gunfire or, surprisingly, the intensive chemical warfare that Daboyz had resorted to, at least not directly. Most Flops fell sick due to a lethal disease later identified as Daboyz Pox. This disease continued to stay dormant in the soldiers' systems even after the war was long over. Some did sustain burns from the impure mustard gas, but it affected Daboyz more than the Flops because they were generally inexperienced with the gas and many ended up blind and burnt. Many contracted the Daboyz Pox as well. It is unknown whether this too was a byproduct of the impure mustard gas the Daboyz used or not. Backup had arrived after a few days into the long battle and along with battle came the TITTY-47s, a new type of machine gun that had recently been invented. This helped in holding back the Daboyz. Fortunately, before the Daboyz could take any lives, the headquarters had been under attack and the Emperor was held captive. It was imperative that all forces return and the Flops were given immediate medical attention for infections, fevers and shell shock.
Strategic Warfare[]
General Nicki Minaj in the Cuntstituent Assembly
After eliminating Daboyz, the Flops moved further into the heart of the nation, hoping to lure more forces out into the coast from the capital where the Flops had the literal higher ground. Gigapolis being the Daboyz capital, the forces were extremely strong. General Minaj divided her team, one wing moved into the capital and the others moved to the left and right, the former going to the coast to fully encircle the troops posted in the capital and the latter driving the troops out. It was expected that the forces would take the bait and move outwards to attack, leaving the headquarters and the castle mostly unprotected. It would be a vulnerable spot.
Many army regiments were commanded by the Floptok icons. The advanced Flop technology made it possible for weapons such as Fenty Skin Bombs, a weapon of mass destruction that, fortunately, hadn't been used in either war; TITTY-47s, the machine gun prototype that saved countless lives and ended just as many; Floptropican Car bombs, another weapon of mass destruction but on a smaller scale made by General Kristine before she died; the Dildo Launcher 222, a type of cannon that exclusively launches 'toys', the Flop's own bodily fluids infected by multiple diseases and deep throat circuses were used as extremely toxic chemicals to not only poison enemies in the Second War but also dissolve prisoners of war.
With the help of Sargent CupquakKe, the Flops reached the capital of DaboyzLand and all flanks pushed hard. The forces had been completely lured into the coast and had been defeated in the numerous battles that followed the battle at Badaclava. After holding the Emperor Tate captive in his own castle, the nation was forced to surrender and their regions were annexed. Then, they were forced to move to a smaller portion of the country.
Aftermath[]
Although the Flops ultimately won the war and annexed the Daboyz Empire, millions of lives were taken and the Badussy War won’t be forgotten. A few thousand people were also lost in the subsequent conflict that took place shortly after. After the Great Badussy War, a treaty was to be signed declaring peaceful relations for the next few decades; however, this treaty wasn't ratified by Emperor Andrew Tate but they agreed to keep violence to a minimum. (this was obviously false due to the Second Badussy War taking place just weeks later).
Their current ruler, King Andrew Tate IV, has resorted to violence many times against peaceful troops at the borders.
Ever since, adequate education on the dangers of war have been promoted in schools, and Flop kids are being taught to not resort to violence in almost any situation.
Badussyland, formerly known as the Baddusian Empire, was left absolutely demolished by the mass destruction that took place in both consecutive wars. Only a few thousand people remain there and they only inhabit that island due to a sense of belonging, either because they grew up there and would miss it dearly if they left, or due to illnesses caused by the war. Daboyz Pox still remains rampant in some parts, and many soldiers still suffer from the pox and intense PTSD.
The waters have been polluted by the already mentioned bodily fluids and other chemicals, the air still has remnants of mustard gas. The land is still spiked with barbed wire and the inhabitants are plagued, literally, by the pox, fevers, infections and trauma left behind. Petitions and organizations to revive the island have come into effect (Save Badussyland Organization).
Casualties[]
Based on the Floptok Statistics, 69,000 civilians died in the Badussy War, 100 million were injured excluding the soldiers and countless Flops were victims of warcrimes committed by the Daboyz. 420 have been missing until now; most have been presumed dead, but Flops are still trying to find their missing loved ones.
Their current ruler, King Andrew Tate IV has resorted to violence many times against peaceful troops at the borders.
Ever since, adequate education on the dangers of war have been promoted in schools and Flop kids are being taught to not resort to violence in almost any situation.
Badussyland, formerly known as the Baddusian Empire, was left absolutely demolished by the mass destruction that took place in both consecutive wars. Only a few thousand people remain there and they only inhabit that island due to a sense of belonging, as in they grew up there and would miss it dearly if they left, or due to illness caused by the war. Daboyz Pox still remains rampant in some parts and many soldiers still suffer from the pox and intense PTSD.
The waters have been polluted by the earlier-mentioned bodily fluids and other such chemicals and the air still has remnants of mustard gas. The land is still spiked with barbed wire and the inhabitants are plagued, literally, by the pox, fevers, infections and trauma left behind. Petitions and organizations to revive the island have come into effect (Save Badussyland Organization).
Casualties[]
Based on the Floptok Statistics, 69,000 civilians died in the Badussy War, 100 million were injured excluding the soldiers and countless Flops were victims of warcrimes committed by the Daboyz. 420 have been missing until now, most have been presumed dead but Flops are still trying to find their missing loved ones.
For more information, go to the Badussy War Wiki.
War lost footage[]
Cuntstitution[]
The Cuntstitution of the newly emerged country Floptropica was created by the Cuntstituent Assembly, a group of people put together by Empress Cupcakkina, Queen Jiafina's great niece through her sister Princess Meifeiussy, who ascended to the throne after she passed away due to complications from the Daboyz Pox. The Cuntstitution reflects the diversity and the strong unity of the country. The draft of the Cuntstitution made by the Drafting Cumittee was originally stored in the Founding Mother Fortress along with the official written Cuntstitution; but was lost in the Great Fire of '87. The original written document produced by Cardey, Baroness of Barbados (now referred to as New Barbados and C.V.M.) is now safely preserved in the Imperial Museum of Products in Hoes Angeles, New Barbados.