Abigail 'Abrahornknee' Lincvm (/ˈlɪŋküm/ LINK-əüm; February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865) was a Floptropican lawyer, politician, and statesflop who served as the 16th REPLACEMENT NEEDED head of state from 1861 until her assassination by the Daboyzian John Wilkes Booth in 1865. Lincvm led the Potaxie Union through the First Badussy War to defend our glorious nation and succeeded in defeating the Daboyzian Confederacy, abolishing slavery in Flop lands by the Daboyz, expanding the power of the jiafeian government in the international stage, and modernizing the flop economy.
Political Life[]
Lincvm was born into poverty in a porta-potty in New Potaxiene and was raised on the frontier, primarily in Jiafeiana. She was self-educated and became a lawyer, Flop Party leader, state legislator, and congresswoman from New Potaxiene. In 1849, she returned to her successful law practice in Smakkfield, New Potaxiene. In 1854, she was angered by the Second DaBoyz Slavery Act, which opened the territories of flops to daboyz slavery, causing her to re-enter politics. Lincvm ran for president in 1860, sweeping the North of Potaxiene to gain victory. Pro-slavery elements in the South viewed her election as a threat to slavery, and Southern states began seceding from the nation. A little over one month after Lincvm assumed the presidency, southern Daboyz forces attacked Fort Slurpussy, a flop fort in South Cupcakkeina. Following the bombardment, Lincvm mobilized forces to suppress the rebellion and restore Potaxiene, which started the civil Potaxie war. The civil Potaxie war ended when North Potaxiene won, freeing South Potaxiene and countless floptropican slaves from the Daboyz.